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Ole Demotivational Poster


OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

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crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter


TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.63/5

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Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

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jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


VIOLENCE - If it's not solving your problems you're just not using enough.


TAGS: violence
Rating: 4.61/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:15 pm
How so, Ag? BTW, 5L's for this ^.^
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:32 am
ALthough not 100% true, I'm 5Ling the sales pitch.


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?


TAGS: pole dancing funny puppy
Rating: 3.13/5

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JesusWept - May 11, 2013, 2:37 pm
That stripper needs waxing or shaving XD
mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:24 am
try harder... you can do better than this ;)


BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.




OWNED -




WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah


CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it


TAGS: fat cop hiding behind pole
Rating: 3.37/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: martial arts pole dancing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours


CAPITALISM - at its finest




BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.


TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)


WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER! - When Hulk Hogan rolls a critical hit all over you!




BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




SCHOOL VIOLENCE - Now I know


TAGS: schoolviolence
Rating: 3.36/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:51 pm
Why do I allow violence? Because I respect your own, individual choice to burn in Hell for eternity?
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 5:57 pm
Yeah, thats a crappy argument. It makes as much sense as saying that Gangs didnt exist in schools until they started forcing them to say "in god we trust" in the pledge of allegiance. If you are opposed to gangs, then you should take god out of the pledge
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
Aannnnnnd GOD FTW! Boooyah! Ha ha ha ha!
pieman - January 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
and knowing is half the battle. Yo JOE!


FRODO, HE'S SERIOUS - Give him the f***ing ring!




SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model


TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

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daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm
Holy ****... That is a nice conversation O_O


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


ALL LIVES MATTER! -




A ROLE MODEL - Aaaaaaaaayyyy !!


TAGS: the fonz is a role model
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cubbybear - February 13, 2010, 8:17 pm
I love the Fonz...5/5


STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.4/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.




THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.93/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


THE MISSING TEEN YEARS -


TAGS: jesus adolescent
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rayzr32 - September 9, 2011, 3:00 am
I really laughed at this one, ha ha, and I'm not a huge fan of sacrilegious posts!! Greatne55!
440wakeup - September 8, 2011, 6:32 pm
i'm sorry I felt they could'vd used a better pick, and something better than itnotfair
mariand - September 8, 2011, 12:29 am
jeez...this is awe5ome
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2011, 10:45 pm
I don't see the problem here. He's Yeshua. If he gets cancer or some other smoking related illness, he can just heal himself.


60 Seconds -




MY SOLE PURPOSE - In this lifetime is to be a bad example ...


TAGS: sole purpose be bad example
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:28 pm
He's being a bad example by enjoying life. Monks are self adoring hypocrites.
Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 2:09 am
I want to meet that man!
Bull - June 14, 2012, 5:19 pm
My thoughts exactly!!


$200 -




POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




STUPIDITY: - Spending $208,795.00 on a Bentley Flying Spur, but not a $100.00 unique key lug nut set.


TAGS: bentley rims stolen stupidity
Rating: 4.5/5

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calvin5040 - December 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
A set of tires for this car is around $2,900.00 and you can get the OEM rims with no tires from a Rims store after they have swapped them out with a different set of customs from this model car for about 4,500.00
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:36 pm
You could also argue that stupidity is stealing $500 worth of tires (I'm guessing) and leaving a $200k car behind.


WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.


TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.9/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm
Please take your b***-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too


Portal -


TAGS: teleport wormhole mind f***
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:56 pm
Can we send other things through this portal? It seems an easy way to poison someone's drink. *Wink* *Wink* 5/5
Charlie - September 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
1) the pot need to be poured at higher height for that tall of arc. 2) the blue portal cup needs to be tilted in order for it to make that wide of a arc...
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:13 am
Telepathy...I'm lovin' it.


THIS WILL NOT END WELL -


TAGS: gun rifle hurt *****le
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils


STICKS AND STONES -


TAGS: abuse circle poem cycle violence
Rating: 4.58/5

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boxy - February 4, 2011, 9:26 pm
Demotivational behaviour since... well, forever.
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:47 pm
Wrong in so many ways, it's Brilliant! 5Lashings!


Bob Dole -


TAGS: dole
Rating: 2.11/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 11:24 am
Isn't this guy dead yet?
AngryBlackMan - November 25, 2008, 8:35 pm
My names Bob Dole and Bob Dole doesnt approve this message. Bob Dole says that Bob Dole can change the American.. one second...*WELCOME TO WAL-MART*. Where was I, oh yes Bob Dole.


the sound of silence -


TAGS: ferguson mlk riots nonviolence violence
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - November 6, 2015, 6:20 am

i think you may have missed the posters message pikeman
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:47 am
We hurd what the rioting thugs had to sy befor the riots. Blacks are to be allowed to commit any crime they want with no ill consequences. The rational majority say "Screwdle that!!"
Bandit5906 - December 22, 2014, 11:07 pm
Beautiful. Thank you!
Greybeard - November 28, 2014, 12:06 am
Stunning as always. :)
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:49 pm

"Fools," said I, "You do not know – Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you."
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:36 pm
But my words like silent raindrops fell... awe5ome
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2014, 2:04 pm
VERY nicely done:)
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:34 am
Well done. Powerful. As always. Reasons Greetings, Lord.
spacedog - November 27, 2014, 9:28 am
The words of the prophets are written on the 5ubway walls, and tenement halls.


TERESO - Spamming asshole ruining my morning lols


TAGS: *****le
Rating: 2.39/5

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JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny *****le
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!


THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.


TAGS: stolen heart theone
Rating: 4.18/5

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kellytag - May 6, 2015, 2:33 pm
You're is short for "you are"
Warlock - April 23, 2015, 3:37 pm
I think it should be 'You're'.
Feasibly - March 12, 2011, 4:07 pm
Perfection!


ENCOURAGEMENT -


TAGS: encouragement drugs acholol violence
Rating: 3.84/5

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME!
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.


IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.


TAGS: riot muslim pistol gun violence islam celebration
Rating: 2.41/5

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Spangle - October 13, 2009, 5:18 pm
Iraq, that is it.
knowitall - August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
those look like France's colors on the flag, maybe they're surrenduring?
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:15 am
spell check and basic grammar guidelines.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Do you honestly believe Saddam never had WMDs? We know he did since he used them on Iran and his own people. The question is what did he do with them while the UN was f***ing off and not holding him accountable for his crimes. Also, you might want to use
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:11 pm
hey mark we will never know where the aleged weapons of mass distruction are. Im in iraq now and I dont see any. may be they're up bushes a** right next to your head.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:38 pm
What's the matter AK? Does the truth hurt? We'll never know exactly how much money BHO got from the middle East via the internet. So now you can go piss off.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:23 am
When I see something like this, I always have to wonder why in the US when a lot of us have guns, why we don't take them to our rallies? Teach them to try and put us down with tear gas and ****. f***ing government lapdogs should stand up for us citizens.
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 10:14 am
Piss off, Mark.
Mark - January 14, 2009, 10:08 am
It's Novemeber 4, 2008 and they're celebrating their victory in electing a Muslim Socialist to the Presidency of the United States.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 4:15 pm
They are celebrating a good job on the riot they just had


IT'S NOT COOL - To beat up women


TAGS: justin bieber violence women
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
Hahaha.... I heard about that. Although he does alot of surprise visits to cheer people up (koodos). I still can't stand the young ladie.


IT ISN'T PREMARITAL SEX -




OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


CLEANSING EMOTIONS - What Soap Is For The Body Tears Are For The Sole


TAGS: tears for the sole
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cubbybear - May 23, 2010, 9:23 pm
This makes me cry...sniff'
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 9:14 pm
I've made worse typos. No worries. It's the message that counts.
rerun - May 23, 2010, 9:01 pm

ummmm, spelling ain't my strong point
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:53 pm
jk 5L, rerun
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:53 pm
I, too, use tears to clean my boots. You just have to stomp on the orphan, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:34 pm
soul?. ......sole?.....I'm confused?.......
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm

sure, when they are hooked.
GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm
fish cry?


Portal Unlock -




Java -


TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
I NEED THAT CUP!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!


TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.




GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic




COLE'S AXIOM -


TAGS: students cole s axiom head chair
Rating: 5/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:53 pm
It's a torso mounted attack vest with 4 barrels. You can't have those at school Grif.


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !




DRIVER REACTION TEST -


TAGS: car pothole accident
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cloudchaser - August 18, 2010, 1:52 am
The damage would be even worse for someone on a motorcycle.


Preschooler Wisdom -


TAGS: preschooler wisdom
Rating: 4.32/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2013, 8:00 pm
Wait till this ph**o ends up in his high school graduation slide show
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 7:54 pm
Thanks for the clarification. To be honest, I don't know anything about this g-a-y lifestyle stuff...I get nervous just using the rear entrance at the mall...I'd make a lousy homo***ual.
Vinxman - May 1, 2013, 7:40 pm
Why aren't the relatives concerned that the child may be color blind?
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 7:10 pm
Hell, the kid's still in preschool. He's just as likely to turn out to be a football player (although then again that doesn't mean he won't be g-a-y anyway, hmmm)
spacedog - May 1, 2013, 5:55 pm
HA! I thought the same dang thing when I read the line about the shoes being made of zebra. Hemingway... singing the Monty Burns song See My Vest.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:57 am
There's a great youtube clip where a father sees his boy playing with barbies. The father tries to get him to play with gi joes. In the end the kid was imagining himself with 2 girls and imagined his dad as being g-a-y.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:50 am
So did the kid turn out to be g-a-y or not? I lost track.
Krickit - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am
The kids smile sets off my g**dar more then the shoes do.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:42 am
RonE??? Ron2, I meant Ron2
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am
Then, if he passes out before me, Zippy and Flash will magically go back to their rainbow bright world. If I pass out before him, well, that lad can take care of himself no matter what he’s wearin’.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am
Or, I’d just sit the lad down and pour him a jigger of a good single malt. Never too early to be introduced to the game of sh**s.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
“So, Zippy, I was trampled by a herd of water buffalos, how’d you die?” “Well, Flash, I was taken down by a Calvin Klein rep and gutted and sewn by a six year old in Shenzhen.”
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
No, I’d take the lad aside and talk him into giving them names and putting them on his hands as muppets, using them for show and tell.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:16 am
I concur with everything RonE is sayin’, but my mind goes to the lad liking zebras so much he wore them as shoes. Hemmingway would be so proud.
Greeny - May 1, 2013, 7:18 am
Seat Belt Fail, Parenting Fail
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 6:01 am
I think the whole point of the slide was that the adults took this far more seriously than the kids did. How much you want to bet his next pair of shoes is light-up Batman sneaks?
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:50 am
change that they never will. Pink zebra shoes... not g**. Stupid. When he is old enough to defend himself verbally/physically... wear on brother man. Until that time. Protect him from other people the best you can. THAT... is a parents job.
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:48 am
it would have been partially the kid who did the beating and the parents for allowing the child to be placed in that situation in the first place. No, it isn't fair. Life isn't fair. It is brutal and violent and regardless of what people try to do to..
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:47 am
In a perfect world this would not be an issue. It is not a perfect world and we are charged with protecting our kids even from themselves. Kids are some of the cruelest animals on the face of the planet. Had he gotten beat up because of the shoes...
Hawamleh - May 1, 2013, 2:14 am
I'm with the great aunt and Gary on this one. Men should be raised to be men.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:17 am

Clothing color scheme doesn't have anything to do with ***ual orientation. Althoug I take issue with this kid liking zebras more than Lion5.
GaryO - April 30, 2013, 9:47 pm
So…. zebras ARE g** mules…I knew it! (sorry Papa, I have to do these things)….aaaand I’m with the great aunt on this one. Now I’m going to drag my knuckles back to my cave….occasionally peering out from the dark, blinking.


CANADIAN POLE DANCING - NOT QUITE THE SAME.... -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by culos

TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:22 am
Culos if you hack my pc and steal my pics one more time I'm gonna post that one you sent me of you in that maids outfit.
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:13 pm
slivers still beats being frozen to the steel poles
Derek - February 5, 2010, 2:45 pm
A number of hideously painful slivers coming up


KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!


TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




WOMENS - He gets them all.


TAGS: geeks napoleon dynamite
Rating: 2.06/5


The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen -


TAGS: men role model life gentleman
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
Thank you GaryO. I had wonder woman also but couldn't seem to fit her in to this poster. Working on something seperately for her watercolor...
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:52 am
Sure like this style.


Hug -


TAGS: hug everyone dig hole
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:21 pm
Very Good 5 Underground L's


kim kardashian -


TAGS: ahole
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:07 pm
Nice comedy bomb, RL! LOL! 5L!
concern3 - April 26, 2015, 5:30 am
It can not get any more real than this Mr Reality lord. Thanks It's a 5er


NO MERCY PLEASE -


TAGS: supergirl wholesome healthy ideas
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by spacedog

house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!


YOUR ATTENTION... - Do I have it now?


TAGS: attention gun police violence funny
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - April 28, 2011, 11:02 pm
That certainly would have gotten MY attention!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:32 pm
surprize b***seks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 5:33 pm

i think he had it when he pulled the guys pants down....no?


CREDIBLE ICON -


TAGS: totem poles are people too
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:54 am
LMFAO!!!!
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 1:03 am
No props for the tag.... ATHF


THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




THIS -


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
OMG A FACE!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


VIOLENCE -




NAPOLEON - he might have been small but his wallet sure wasn't




TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




SOME PEOPLE - Just don't get it...


TAGS: fag *****le rutter ***khead
Rating: 1.82/5
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:20 am
HAHAHAHA I GET IT BECAUSE HES WHITE


POTENTIAL TERRORISTS - There are 6,390,247,491 of 'em out there. Potentially.


TAGS: the whole d*** world
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 7:30 pm

nice!


THE GRIM TRUTH -




LISTENING -


TAGS: benevolence pinup
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - April 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Poor Hilda. In a quandary. Maybe she needs help out of her quandary…even though it looks good on her. WOOF.


EMO LINOLEUM -




VIOLENCE - Its never the answer, unless the person your being violent to is an idiot.




RECALL! - Toyota is now recalling 241,000 vehicles. They may cause unintended sinkholes.




YOUR ROLE -




ROLE MODELS - This kid could use a better one.


TAGS: role models
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by chaegele

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:41 am
Later, rerun.... have fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:40 am
Night Rerun.(you big girl)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am
Keep an eye on San Francisco as well.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am

well, on that note...the vicoden is kicking in and I need to get my 2 hours of sleep in. night/morning all
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Oh no.... I am sure that rose ain't back. It's lucky that I don't ban every female who registers from Washington now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Meh
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:32 am

at this point, I would be happy if it/he/she/they came back. At least there was some funny there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:27 am
I blame doppelganger of rose....he's going cafe to cafe, ruining our fun.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:24 am
Yeah... I've been too nice lately. Oh, and a service announcement for the morons in the crowd... if you are warned about 1L bombing or targeting, 2L bombing and targeting doesn't get you off the hook... morons!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:23 am

I think aggy should be banned just for mentioning that name....it's not like he is a fozzwad...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 am
And that mentock prick is next... nobody comes out of the gate bombing a single user unless they are already familiar with that user.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
Agreed. But, angus90 is a chronic bomber on me... and he's about done in my book. It's one thing to give legit low marks on a poster, but those who constantly dog a user? Not needed here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
ReeeeeeRun!!!! Aggy said a bad word!!!!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am

hell, doing it to a regular contributor.....these idiots don't realize if it wasn't for the regulars this site probably would not still be around
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am
So, WTFO, you like?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I'm just gonna get heavy-handed again.... these sissies need to be removed.... nothing impressive about being able to 1L a poster based on the user. And doing it to a mod? Just shows zero survival instincts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I enjoy the outspoken ones....It's the silent but annoying ones that piss me off.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:16 am

I have noticed a new round of douche here lately
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Timmys have been bombing be into the stone age lately... it's getting close to a round of bans here... I'm tired of this crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Swing and a miss....well....you tried......Lol
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:13 am

1L Bomber? I show you a real bomber
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Oh...rerun.....so wrong yet so funny.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Ahhhh yes.... the case of the buried taquito.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
*court.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
I haven't been so relieved to see a Jew......since.....uhhhhh....well....My appearance on "the peoples curt"
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:08 am

Much better caption....Nike = Just Do It
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:05 am
And rerun gets out of the g**talk on a technicality! LOL!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:04 am

those h** dogs and churros aren't Kosher...pass as well
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:03 am
It should make you ill... I got food poisoning from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:01 am
That comment made me feel ill.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:00 am
And the 16th. when I rolled it in a churro?.......No ones falling for it Aggy. You told me you were allergic to cinnamon and you still went to town on it.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Fair is fair... the second time, you had it wrapped in a flour tortilla... how could I resist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Once! Yeah Once.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Fool me once...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Pass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
You grab the one in the middle....I'm not that hungry.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:42 am
Why is everyone against the ol' belt-strap h** dog warmer?
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 3:41 am
I have to agree...oh well better luck next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:56 am
This pic had potential....you've ruined it for everyone. 1L


IN THE YEAR 3000 - GM will still not understand how to make cars America wants, as evidenced by the debut of the new Chevrolet Scrotum


TAGS: chevrolet scrotum conan o brian car stupid gm
Rating: 2.29/5
jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 5:29 pm
The model name is b***plug
Derek - November 29, 2009, 9:24 pm
You want something that looks big, but with the benefits of being small... If this isn't it, then tell us... what is?


LOVE IS A BLACK HOLE -




BOB ROSS POSES - FOR INFOMERCIAL


TAGS: role reversal
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - August 16, 2012, 10:48 am
That guy was s-o-o-o-o cool. Take a trowel and make trees, mountains and streams….geeez. I swear he loaded up between takes…”Let’s make some happy trees”……..


INGENUITY - In the end, this is the best way. ...the dog just kept chasing its tail.


TAGS: ingenuity lawn mower pole grass
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:23 pm
Good one. 5L


SECURITY -




PERMANENCE - Is the illusion of every age.


TAGS: technology obsolescence
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

AcidRain - July 5, 2012, 9:59 am
Subtract the mosquitos and the heat, and drive-ins would be the best invention of all time.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:56 am
I Grow Up At The Local Drive- In Great Times.


VENGEANCE -




FROGGER -


TAGS: bad role model wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:29 pm

lolz


PLANKING - Being taken to a "hole" new low ...




LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


IN A NUTSHELL -


TAGS: school violence god education control
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm
Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am
Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am
On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am
I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.
ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am
even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm
kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm
have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm
I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians
Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.
robbidos - December 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
This post illustrates the ignorance of "Americans"
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:05 am
That's why I believe in Separation of Church and State.


ASH WEDNESDAY - Thanks God it's Only ashes the Priest is putting on the child's face....




PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex *** b**** priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


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